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I am proud to have never inserted a vegetable into my vagina.

(Source: phoenixrai)

Posted 14 hours ago
  1. 1980 lyrics: If you leave, don't leave now. Please don't take my heart away. Promise me just one more night. Then we'll go our separate ways
  2. 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt
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Jeremy Webb: Now, I remember when I read ‘the mysterious lady with her back to us’, I thought ‘how on earth can I disguise… [Alex Kingston & her hair]’. I thought long and hard, and uhm, I couldn’t find a solution, I’m afraid.

Steven Moffat: There isn’t one. No. It’s just… I have moments of optimism when I write scripts. But you think: nobody else has this much hair.

Clearly they didn’t try everything.

(Source: your-bespoke-psychopath)

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aboshtet:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

the-kumquat:

moreinclinedtoactmyshoesize:

amusicboxsong:

yencid:

roguesquirrel:

Thats where Batman lives, right?
When he’s not out fighting crime with the Fantastic Four?

No im pretty sure this is stark tower.

You’re both blind clearly this is one of the Two Towers from Lord of the Rings 
Where they teach magic to young wizards and witches duh

Uh, wrong.
That’s Baron Praxis’ palace.

Guys, GUYS. 
this is the deathstar

You fucking idiots
This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

You are all ignorant cunts. How can you just assume it considers itself a house? How do you know if it wants to be identified as an apartment or as a condominium.
Check your fucking privileges.

aboshtet:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

the-kumquat:

moreinclinedtoactmyshoesize:

amusicboxsong:

yencid:

roguesquirrel:

Thats where Batman lives, right?

When he’s not out fighting crime with the Fantastic Four?

No im pretty sure this is stark tower.

You’re both blind clearly this is one of the Two Towers from Lord of the Rings 

Where they teach magic to young wizards and witches duh

Uh, wrong.

That’s Baron Praxis’ palace.

Guys, GUYS. 

this is the deathstar

You fucking idiots

This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.

You are all ignorant cunts. How can you just assume it considers itself a house? How do you know if it wants to be identified as an apartment or as a condominium.

Check your fucking privileges.

(Source: misasaurusrexx)

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laughing-hours-after-the-joke:

people that pronounce scissors like skissors

(Source: iboughtarmypantsandflipflops)

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when i grow up i want to work at istock photo

who doesn’t want to get paid for being happy while hugging fruit

(Source: awkward-mess)